The Baba Yaga

John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum[REVIEW]

First off, can I just say that Keanu Reeves has done it again! Just when you think that a series can’t get any better, BOOM! Keanu proves us wrong. It isn’t really the norm for the sequels in a film series to continually surpass their predecessors, unless we’re talking about Marvel films.(not the newer X-Men series. Can you say garbage?) Anyways, Reeves came back as a force to be reckoned with in Parabellum. The film starts and it literally picks up where it was left off. For those that don’t know, in John Wick: Chapter 2 it ends with John Wick being deemed “Excommunicado” because he gave no fucks and killed someone on the Continental grounds. The problem with being Excommunicado is that you are officially banished. In John Wick’s case, he was excommunicated and had a price on his head of $14 million! Winston, the owner of this particular Continental Hotel, granted Wick with a grace period of sorts to “get his affairs in order”. You would think, “Cool he gets a 24 hour head start.” Nah, they would never be that kind to the Baba Yaga. John Wick gets ONE hour before he has assassins coming after him left and right.

I know what you must be thinking: what makes this one different from the first two. First of all, it’s John fucking Wick. That statement alone should explain. If you have never watched the first two, you won’t realize that his name holds a ton of weight. Secondly, I have thought the same thing myself: how can one create another sequel to such an axtion packed movie without it being the same old boring fight scenes? Within the first 15 minutes, my question was answered. Not only does Parabellum have intense, cringe-worthy fight scenes; they are literally never before seen. Keanu Reeves does roughly 90% of his own stunts and that just makes his scene where he is riding on the side of a fast moving horse THAT much better!

Part of what makes these films great is the fact that Keanu Reeves does his own stunts and whoever else is participating usually does theirs as well. Given that info, we continue to see Keanu be his awesome self. The amount of broken necks and other limbs is fantastic, but guess who I think really stole the show.

That’s right! Halle Berry did the damn thang in Parabellum! Look at that fierceness up there!^ I’ve waited one film too long to finally see some precious puppers fucking shit up, but my dreams were finally made into a reality! Halle Berry is ferocious in this film and so are her two precious pups. She did her own stunts as well and I give her props for executing them so well. The scene where one of her dogs is shot and she goes on a rampage killing any and everyone is honestly my favorite. She meant business. You never harm someone’s fur baby. Have they not learned from John Wick?

I know it seems like I hype every film up, but this one truly is a 10/10 and I cannot wait until Chapter 4 is released in TWO years.*cries* Go watch this amazing film that managed to knock Endgame out of the top spot in the box office.

The Miseducation of Cameron Post[REVIEW]

Tearjerker alert! I watched this eye opening, indie film today. Although, I admit that when I decided to watch this film, I wasn’t expecting to cry my eyes out. (Disclaimer: I’m a crier. Pisses me off? Tears. Too sad? Tears. Too happy? Tears. Too damn cute? Even more tears.) Anyways, this film is derived from the novel of the same name written by Emily Danforth. Based in 1993, it’s a coming-of-age film about a teenage girl who was caught having sex with her best friend and sent to a “gay conversion therapy” center where they endured extreme emotional abuse to “cure the gay”.

Now lets talk about the cover. Yes, I’m judging a book(movie?) by its cover. Here’s what I knew before I immersed myself into this well executed adaptation:

  • Chloë Grace Moretz is portraying the title character
  • Jennifer Ehle is without a doubt the antagonist
  • Sasha Lane stars [She was preeminent in American Honey. A must watch!]
  • Desiree Akhavan directed and wrote the screenplay

Talk about girl power! I am here for this! I am living for this!

Moretz is one of my favorite young actresses. She always brings her A game and with this film she transcended herself. Her portrayal of Cameron Post was flawless. Moretz’s She grips you with her performance as this teen who just wants to be herself and sees nothing wrong with that; yet she understands during that time it wasn’t “normal” to those around her. The line from the trailer, and the film, that resonates with me the most:

“I don’t see myself as a homosexual. I don’t see myself as anything.”

Chloë Grace Moretz as Cameron Post

What I took from this was that she just sees herself as a person. Straight people don’t announce themselves as heterosexual; they are just themselves. Cameron Post is just herself. Some might say she is calling herself “nothing” but those seem to be the people not a part of the LGBTQ community. They simply do not understand.

Jennifer Ehle gave me goosebumps with her portrayal of an unprincipled, devout Christian. Ehle was Dr. Marsh; a doctor who believed she “cured” the gay in her brother and could do the same for others. Let it be known that I’m not saying all Christians are immoral, but she showcased that there are some who can be misguided. Her serene, ruthlessness had me shook to my core because she was assertive, yet she also came off as genuinely wanting to help.

This film won one of the highest honors achievable at the Sundance Film Festival; the Grand Jury Prize for Drama and after watching it, I can wholeheartedly see the reason why. This film really opened eyes for people who may not know some of the struggles the LGBTQ community had and continue to face and lets others know that they are not alone. Please go check out this film, I promise you won’t regret it. There were literally no downsides to it, in my opinion. You can find it on Amazon Prime Video, HBO Now, or just buy the DVD.

P.S. This is my very first review blog post! If this one sucks, I’m going to work to get better! I’m still learning, cut me some slack guys.(: